
"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim  and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity,  is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous  visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these  venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious  and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta  held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day  vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage  veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet  you and you may call me V."Aqui fica a justa homenagem ao 
31 da Armada que nasceu no passado 25 de Novembro e cujo a festa me penitencio de não ter ido!